Baby Alice – Monstertruck

Straight from the clubs of Sweden is this delightful song about prostitution and safe sex. I have to admit I laughed my ass off the first time I heard this:

Making me ready for a hard night out
To were the ladies scream and shouts
I got it served and I’m always tight
(You’re always tight, you’re always tight)
Asking you one thing before our night!

Chorus:
Are you protecting your eggs?
’cause I’m gonna be between your legs
Are you protecting your eggs tonight?
I got a Monstertruck
And you are the one I’m gonna ….
I’m your Monstertruck tonight!

The Harbor is the place for me
Where all the ladies starts at three
And there you stand always waiting for me
(I’m waiting for you, I’m waiting for you)
And my only question has to be!

Chorus:
Are you protecting your eggs?
(I am protected)
’cause I’m gonna be between your legs
Are you protecting your eggs tonight?
(I am protected, I am protected)
I got a Monstertruck
(You got a Monstertruck)
And you are the one I’m gonna ….
I’m your Monstertruck tonight!
(You wanna try me? You have to buy me!)

Stick. Who do you think you are, picking me up into your car?!
Paying me with your money
Begging me to call you honey!
I do what you pay me for, no more – no less…
The answer to your question is yes, yes, YEEES!

Chorus:
I am protecting my eggs!
(Are you protected?)
So you can Cum between my legs
You can “drive” me all night long!
(I gonna drive you, I gonna drive you)
I want your Monstertruck
(I got a Monstertruck)
You only need a 100 bucks
With no money you can’t …
(I got the money, I got the money)