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January 9, 2007

Ghost Riding the Short Bus

Filed under: Retardedness — vvhitekid2 @ 10:02 pm

Just when I thought I’ve heard enough about the act of “Ghost Riding” I found this. Truly amazing how retarded some people can be.

The song is called Ghost Ride it by Mistah Fab. The lyrics are below the video.


Yeah man this ya boy Mistah Fab man
The yellow bus rider man
Shawn T the real king of slaps man
Y’all better act like Y’all know who his is man
Let me give you a 101 on how to ghost ride

(First Verse)
Look, the streets know what just this is
ghost ride the whip up and down the strip
the Ghost Bustas, they the police
Always wanna pull a nigga over for his piece
not me, i get it in a scrape
tire marks on the street lookin’ like figure 8’s
Sideshow, you know where I’m going
from the North to the East in case you aint knowin’
(unintelligible howl)
A town politic
hit club late now trying to holla at a chick
can’t get in the club, got a parkin’ lot pimp
hey li’l mama come holla at a pimp
what you know about, gettin’ you a whip
buy ya self some shoes and then your car kicks
ice up ya neck, ya hands and ya whip
just to hang out the window and stuntin’ wit ya click

* repeat twice *
when you get a new car (uh huh uh huh)
and ya feeling like a star (ok ok)
what you gonna do (what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do)
GHOST RIDE IT
ghost ride ya whip

(Second verse)
pull up hop out, all in one motion
dancing on the hood, while the car still rollin’
stuntin’, shinin’, flamboostin’
on one high, off that potion
windows down, feet out of it
damn that boy high, he out of it
thizzin’ t grettin, and grindin’
ice in his mouth, you know he big timin’
chevys, buicks, regals, and ribbys tho
first i seen ghost ride, was critty bo
goin’ dumb, party like ditty do
Mistah Fab I’m the prince of the city ho
ghost ride, ghost ride
get out the way, let Casper drive
ghost ride, go crazy
who that drivin? Patrick Swaize!

* repeat twice *
when you get a new car (uh huh uh huh)
and ya feeling like a star (ok ok)
what you gonna do (what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do)
GHOST RIDE IT
ghost ride ya whip

(Ghost Ride 101)
now stop stop stop stop
now go go go go
get out the car (get out the car)
let it roll, let it roll
let it roll, let it roll
tap that wheel (tap that)
open up the door (open up the door)
now that’s ghost ridin’! what’s ghost ridin’?
ya know, ya know, ya know, now ya know

(Third Verse)
It’s not that hard, you can do it
Ya wanna go dumb, just loose it
bay game, bay slang
its a bay thang
so just know when you come to tha bay man
stunnas is glasses
thizz is pills
rippers is brawds
scrapers automobiles
hyphy is hyper
our version of crunk
thizzin is high
and perkin’ is drunk

* repeat twice *
when you get a new car (uh huh uh huh)
and ya feeling like a star (ok ok)
what you gonna do (what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do)
GHOST RIDE IT
ghost ride ya whip

GBYH7 ZP6ZT 4HZMT

December 12, 2006

Jailed for a cell phone call

Filed under: Retardedness, Rants — vvhitekid2 @ 8:31 pm

Judge Norene Redmond sentenced Carmen Granata of Eastpointe, MI to 30 days in jail because someone made a phone call from her porch. Thank goodness the police aren’t out dealing with real crimes in Detroit!

Check out Carmen Granata’s story. This was also featured in the Detroit Freepress, among other places.

Man, I’m glad I don’t have neighbors like hers. People that call the cops for that kind of thing make me sick.

June 20, 2006

Google’s Gmail - Server Error

Filed under: Retardedness, Rants, Google — vvhitekid2 @ 8:27 pm

I have been unable to access my main gmail account all day. I get a server error message.

It seems that I’m not the only one having problems with gmail today. Just another sign that I shouldn’t be using Gmail for critical data storage or communication.

UPDATE:
Someone in the google groups reported getting this back from Google after reporting their account was locked out:

“Thank you for your report. We apologize for any confusion or
inconvenience. For your security, we may temporarily disable access to
your account if our system detects abnormal usage. Abnormal usage
includes, but is not limited to:

- Receiving, deleting, or popping out large amounts of mail (via POP)
in a
short period of time
- Sending a large number of undeliverable messages (messages that
bounce
back)
- Using third party file-sharing or storing software, or software that
automatically logs in to your account and that is not supported by
Gmail
- Multiple instances of your Gmail account opened
- Browser-related issues. Please note that if you find your browser
continually reloading while attempting to access your inbox, it is
likely
a browser issue.

UPDATE #2: Within 5 minutes of me submitting a ticket, the problem has been fixed and I can log in.

May 23, 2006

The Diet Code - Weight Loss for Retards

Filed under: Retardedness, Rants — vvhitekid2 @ 6:01 pm

The Diet Code: Revolutionary Weight Loss Secrets from Da Vinci and the Golden Ratio
Diet Code - Weight Loss for Retards

Come on, what the fuck is this shit? America, you suck. This obsession has gone far enough. I can’t imagine the retardedness that is spewed from the pages of this book.

Luckily, on the back of the Mona Lisa it says “Eat less you stupid cow”

Drink this wine, for it is my blood, and low in carbs!

If you’re not a heavy reader, you can just get this stupid fucking magazine:
Da Vinci Code Diet Magazine

November 5, 2005

Scam Alert: 727-471-1418

Filed under: Retardedness, News, Scam Alerts — vvhitekid2 @ 12:06 pm

Got a call from 727-471-1418 today on my unlisted VOIP number. They ask for banking account information. I start questioning them and they hang up. Seems like a massive scam. More numbers they use and some other victim reports can be found here:

http://junkcalls.nfshost.com/bboard/index.php?showtopic=65&st=40&#entry534

Live calls from: 727-471-1400, 727-471-1401, 727-471-1402, 727-471-1403, 727-471-1404, 727-471-1405, 727-471-1406, 727-471-1407, 727-471-1408, 727-471-1409, 727-471-1410, 727-471-1410, 727-471-1411, 727-471-1412, 727-471-1413, 727-471-1414, 727-471-1415, 727-471-1416, 727-471-1417, 727-471-1418

Call-back numbers of: 877-247-0786, 800-853-9982, 800-432-6350, 866-545-5486, 888-612-2894

Names given: Agents Travel Network, Distinct Advantage, Freedom Gold, Capital Vacations, Florida Passport

Scam: They offer you a free vacation, but they need to confirm your checking account number bank routing number (these are the numbers on the bottom of your checks). Then they make unauthorized fraudulent debits from your checking account.

October 7, 2005

Doing His Part To Conserve Gas

Filed under: Retardedness, Pic of the Day — joeboydowns @ 2:48 pm

fatty.jpg

September 18, 2005

Burger King Interception-Touchdown Commercial

Filed under: Retardedness — vvhitekid2 @ 1:40 pm

Burger King Commercial

I’ve been emailed 3 times now from family members sending me this damn Burger King Interception and Touchdown video so here it is for those of you who haven’t seen this commercial yet:

http://www.nflyourway.com/nflyourway.aspx
I still think the creepy Burger King Commercial is much better.

Creepy Burger King Commercial

September 17, 2005

George Bush needs a Bathroom Break

Filed under: Retardedness — vvhitekid2 @ 1:01 pm

George, you need take a ‘president’ break. In case you’ve been living under a rock these last few days, a photographer snapped this shot at the UN Summit:


George Bush asks to go to the bathroom

Bathroom Break for Bush

Bush passes note asking to go to bathroom


There have been rumors going around that the pic of the Bush Bathroom break note to Condoleeza Rice was photoshopped.
Well, it wasn’t. Here is the proof:


US President snapped requesting ‘bathroom break’

Bush ‘caught short’ at UN summit
Reuters Explains Photo of Bush Bathroom Note

September 16, 2005

Stadthaushotel Hamburg aka Retard Hotel

Filed under: Retardedness — vvhitekid2 @ 3:19 pm

Retard Hotel

Wow. An entire hotel run by retards in Hamburg Germany.


Right in the middle of one of the most lively town – districts:
Stadthaushotel Hamburg, different and good
Das Team des Stadthaushotels
Auf das Bild klicken zum vergrö§ernThe Team!
Thank you for your visit of today, Friday, September 16, 2005 at 23:58. Please take a little time and enjoy the following lines and pages. Parents of eight diffently handicapped young people have put this unique project into reality.

Das Werkstadthaus mit dem Stadthaushotel

Please assure yourself of how friendly and joyful our staff manage their different tasks. Our Stadthaushotel – Team wishes you a (very) pleasant stay.

Stadthaushotel–Team
September 16, 2005


I’m having trouble assuring myself how “friendly” and “joyful” are going to pay for the Versace watch that Corky just stole from my room.

September 15, 2005

Retarded George Bush Joke of the Day

Filed under: Retardedness — vvhitekid2 @ 2:07 pm

Q: What is George W. Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?

A: He really doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans. HURRRRRR

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