The Diet Code - Weight Loss for Retards
The Diet Code: Revolutionary Weight Loss Secrets from Da Vinci and the Golden Ratio

Come on, what the fuck is this shit? America, you suck. This obsession has gone far enough. I can’t imagine the retardedness that is spewed from the pages of this book.
Luckily, on the back of the Mona Lisa it says “Eat less you stupid cow”
Drink this wine, for it is my blood, and low in carbs!
If you’re not a heavy reader, you can just get this stupid fucking magazine: