Baby Alice – Monstertruck

Straight from the clubs of Sweden is this delightful song about prostitution and safe sex. I have to admit I laughed my ass off the first time I heard this:

Making me ready for a hard night out
To were the ladies scream and shouts
I got it served and I’m always tight
(You’re always tight, you’re always tight)
Asking you one thing before our night!

Chorus:
Are you protecting your eggs?
’cause I’m gonna be between your legs
Are you protecting your eggs tonight?
I got a Monstertruck
And you are the one I’m gonna ….
I’m your Monstertruck tonight!

The Harbor is the place for me
Where all the ladies starts at three
And there you stand always waiting for me
(I’m waiting for you, I’m waiting for you)
And my only question has to be!

Chorus:
Are you protecting your eggs?
(I am protected)
’cause I’m gonna be between your legs
Are you protecting your eggs tonight?
(I am protected, I am protected)
I got a Monstertruck
(You got a Monstertruck)
And you are the one I’m gonna ….
I’m your Monstertruck tonight!
(You wanna try me? You have to buy me!)

Stick. Who do you think you are, picking me up into your car?!
Paying me with your money
Begging me to call you honey!
I do what you pay me for, no more – no less…
The answer to your question is yes, yes, YEEES!

Chorus:
I am protecting my eggs!
(Are you protected?)
So you can Cum between my legs
You can “drive” me all night long!
(I gonna drive you, I gonna drive you)
I want your Monstertruck
(I got a Monstertruck)
You only need a 100 bucks
With no money you can’t …
(I got the money, I got the money)

Green Day – Wake me up When September Ends Lyrics

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my father’s come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends

Scam Alert – TST Solutions, khenson@phreaker.net

I have domain, www.barsnapper.com, listed for sale on godaddy auctions. After some communication, it turns out that he just wants me to try his domain selling service or something. I told him to fuck off. Here is the email I got this morning:

Hello,

I’m interested in your domain name listed for sale.

Can you drop me your desired price?

If I can afford it I’ll reply.

By the way, did you receive offers from other buyers?

I run a software development company. Selling & buying names is not my main business. Just another way to invest money and make additional income.

Please keep our correspondence confidential.

Best regards,

Robin K. Henson

Ph. D. President

TST Solutions

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